6/06/2015

the only element scientist couldn't find

Image result for periodic tableA new element has been added to the
PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: GirlSymbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don’t even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and
care.

3. Very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold,
platinum, diamond,
branded clothes and other expensiveNature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.Other properties includes:
(1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form
a sexy Opaque surface area.
(2)Very
Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Black
berry, and
Galaxy tabs.
(3) Very Volatile when a corrosive
element e.g Another Girl(AG) tries to take
her BF by Substitution
reaction.
(4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of
her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
(5)Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair
or foreign element like GUCCI combines
with her at a high temperature of
source nigerianuniversityscholarship
Assignment: give me at least 2 more natures u think about the element Gl…you are a scientist try it

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