TRUE BUT FUNNY THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE YOU SAY... I DO.

Many people jump into marriage without discussing the most important topics thoroughly.(some Don’t even discourse it at all). Some are afraid of the answers. Some just assume things will just work out! It’s very risky. Marriage is not a playing ground.

These are the things you should know before getting married:

1. Love is blind, but marriage is an eye opener. It is after marriage you will know whether he snores heavily or she salivates in her sleep.

2. The choice of whom you marry determines the path of your life.

3. A successful marriage consists of God at the top, the man and woman must answer to Him.

4. A wedding cake is the only cake that can give you indigestion the rest of your life.

5. Apart from death, the next worse thing is a bad marriage.

6. The only thing that will guide you properly in marriage is God’s opinion. Don’t fail to do things according to his laid out plan.

7. Don’t Rush into Marriage. It is a lifetime contract.

8. Marriage is not for boys and girls. It is for men and women. I mean “Real Men and Women”

9. The choice of whom you marry determines the amount of happiness you will get in life.

10. The greatest mistake you can ever make in life is to marry an unbeliever.

11. It is better for people to laugh at you for marrying late than for you to be unable to laugh after your marriage.

12. After the wedding, it is too late for regret or to change your mind. It’s a one-way traffic.