JOKE: COMPLEXITIES OF THE 21ST CENTURY

WHY THE 21^ST CENTURY MEN NO LONGER WANT TO COMMIT

Na wa for all these rich people ooo. I went to visit a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me and asked:

MAID: What would you like to have? Fruit Juice,Youghurt, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino or Coffee?

ME: Tea Please.

MAID: Cylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Kercho Gold Tea, Deipure Tea, Miss Camelia, Bel Pollen tea?

ME: Cylon Tea Please.

MAID:  How do you want it, black or white ?

ME: White.

MAID: Milk ,Fresh Cream or Cream Lacquer?

ME: With Milk.

MAID: Goat Milk or Cow Milk?

ME: Cow’s Milk

MAID: Freezeland Cow, Africana or Turkey Cow?

ME: Umm, Lemme go with the freezeland cow.

MAID: Would you like it with Sweetner, Sugar  or Honey?

ME: Sugar

MAID: Bee Sugar or Cane Sugar ?

ME: Cane Sugar.

MAID: White, Brown or Yellow Sugar?

ME: Abeg forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.

MAID: Mineral, tap, distilled or dispensed water?

ME: Mineral Water?

MAID: Flavoured or non flavoured?

ME: Infact, get me an empty glass!

MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine ,glass, champagne, flute or a beer mug?

ME: Abeg free me, I go swallow my spit…. #SEE GOBE#

                                                                                                        

 Revised Edition by TEE VICKIE